A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because shescreamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before, you didn’t hurt yourself did you?” His wife replies, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”
Related Posts
BREAKING: Medical Incident At White House Disrupts Trump Press Conference
As President Donald Trump was answering questions in the Oval Office on Friday, a medical incident interrupted his press conference, leading to a brief moment of uncertainty…
Jesse Watters Says Sydney Sweeney Could Marry Barron Trump
Fox News host Jesse Watters floated the idea of actress Sydney Sweeney marrying President Donald Trump’s 19-year-old son Barron Trump after the president praised her on social…
Jasmine Crockett In Danger Of Losing Seat to Texas Redistricting
A proposed redraw of the congressional map by Texas state Republicans would effectively remove mouthy Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett from her district and potentially expand the state’s…
Trump Defends DOJ Official Over Ghislaine Maxwell Meeting, Prison Transfer
President Donald Trump said he had no knowledge of Ghislaine Maxwell’s recent prison transfer and didn’t personally approve it. “I didn’t know about it at all, nope,…
The President further mentioned: “This was a substantial tradition, and we’re thrilled to revive it. It’s proven to be incredibly popular.”
Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, shared with CNN: “President Trump is committed to giving every young American the chance to focus on a healthy and…
Trump Files Emergency Immigration Appeal With Supreme Court
On Thursday, the Trump administration filed an emergency request with the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn a lower court ruling that blocked immigration enforcement stops in Southern…